God Hates Your Prayers

"Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying" says MSNBC.

Suddenly, lightning exploded, blowing through the linoleum and leaving a pockmarked area on the concrete. Brown wound up on the floor, dazed and disoriented by the blast but otherwise uninjured.

"I said, 'Amen,' and the room was engulfed in a huge ball of fire," she said. "I'm blessed to be alive."

"I'm blessed. That's the good news," she said.

Blessed? Hmmm. That wasn't quite the word I was looking for...